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Montana Fishburne Shakin Her Cakes – Oh and It’s Shaved

Oh kids this next clip of tomfoolery is sure to fill your souls with delight or total disgust. Most of you know that Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana Fishburne has joined the adult film industry and is set to release her first flick very soon. Now the clip that I’m putting under the cut is of her in Brian Pumper’s “Oh & It’s Shaved” music video. It really isn’t safe for work, click More for the fudgery!
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New Video: Kelly Rowland – Commander feat David Guetta

HOLY HI-CUT LEOTARDS BATMAN! -sigh- ok…. on to the post!

First and foremost let me just say that Kelly Rowland was NOT on my radar at all. Fact is I was avoiding anything relating to her minus that Cosmo thing because I noticed the photoshop fail there. So something told me to go ahead and watch the video whats the worse that will happen? Well I’m still alive! I want to love everything about this, because it stinks of Beyonce. -shrugs- What you didnt see it? Fine I’ll break it down.

  • Horse tail length detachable ponytails
  • High cut leotards in a variety of colors with corset fitting tops
  • Stripper boots
  • Excessive Walking
  • Terrible Acting
  • Alter Egos (Red Kelly… Black Kelly)

  • Its like we still have absolutely no idea who Kelly is. Sure she looks great in the video and I’m certain the song will do well but I feel she can do better. (Dont get it twisted this song is catchy) Am I expecting too much? -sigh- I miss the red head Kelly who put out Simply Deep. I lived for every track off that album.

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    Good Day Kids! As I make it my bidness (yes bidness…it sounds more legit) to catch up on Glee today I leave you with a few stories to keep you together in the mean time!

    25 Highly Anticipated albums for the summer || Spin

    Are the Pratts parting ways? || Dlisted

    Bey getting sued for getting too loud on a video set? || Bossip

    Rihanna is on her Beyonce steez The video for Teyamo Leaked || The Bosh

    Gary Coleman Goes Home to Glory at age 42 || Celebitchy

    Janet looking truly divine on American Idol || BGG

    Hayley Williams of Paramore has nekkid pics smh || YEEEAH!

    Alicia and Swizzy are expecting! || I Can Not!

    Kat Stackz was attacked! There’s video footage! || Fockery

    Ish From the Archives – Chris Brown – Whose Girl Is That

    Good day Fine readers of lolamack.com. Today I present to you what I’d like to call Shit From the Archives. This installment of SFTA features a very old video of none other than Chris Brown. Now usually I’d just throw this shit on the tumblr and go on with my life. However since Chris said the radio stations just wont play his shit I figured that I’d lend out a helping hand. I’ve come up with several reasons why the radio stations need to get back on with Team Breezy (naturally all of those reasons are in this video):

    • 90′s fashions
    • Jr Ruff Ryders 4 wheelers
    • Some FINE DANCE MOVES at 2:05 (boomkacks & pelvic thrusts fo’ yo soul!)
    • Random Autotune!
    • The Chicken Head

    Scrawny Chris Brown isn’t a threat! Scrawny Chris never ever did nothin to no one but sing his songs in an oversized silk shirt while doing his usher inspired choreography. So in closing I’m asking you no begging you to play his music…for the nostalgia!

    Thank you!

    Feel Free to blame All The Kids Are Doing It for my shit because you know I’m not taking responsibility for my actions!

    Gaga Gives us Nicki Minaj Meets Madonna via Cosmo Outtakes



    Spotted @ ONTD

    I have no idea who was in the upper room pullin’ out wigs from the wig bin but they did well. Now I will admit while I do love Lady Gaga, I was looking through the set cringing in horror. So I’m only posting the few I found interesting. I think it has a lot to do with her always going over the top with the costumes. When she does a normal shoot or event your thinking… damn she’s lacking something…. and I just have no idea what the hell it is! But seriously, tell me that bitch is not channeling Nicki Minaj in this green get up!

    New Video: Wale – Pretty Girls (feat Gucci Mane)


    Spotted @ MissInfo

    So (I’m posting on midnight so you’ll see this at like 9 should I talk in past tense?) Fuck it, I’ll wing it!

    Wale premiered his new video for Pretty Girls on 106! I don’t know exactly what I expected to get out this video. It was one of my favorite tracks of the album (which really isn’t saying much because I enjoyed a big majority of that album.) I think I did expect more especially since I was on the twittah and everyone seemed to have some opinion about it.

    What annoys the shit out of me is that most of these birds look the same. No I’m not throwing any form of shade but I feel like I’ve seen this before. The whole “A Day At A Video Shoot” theme is doing nothing for me at all. Needless to say I wasn’t Razzle Dazzled -shrugs-. Now I need you to KNOW I wasn’t expected a big ass production or anything, just effort. I think because Chillin’ was such a big video (For me anyway & not because of gaga! It was a polished video It was fucking dope! ) that it set the bar super high for the follow up video. He does get hella points for that chunky fly bitch I saw in there, sweetie was fierce!

    You know how sometimes a video can really ruin a song? Like you really hate a song after a shitty video? Hunni I’m there.