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Montana Fishburne Shakin Her Cakes – Oh and It’s Shaved

Oh kids this next clip of tomfoolery is sure to fill your souls with delight or total disgust. Most of you know that Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana Fishburne has joined the adult film industry and is set to release her first flick very soon. Now the clip that I’m putting under the cut is of her in Brian Pumper’s “Oh & It’s Shaved” music video. It really isn’t safe for work, click More for the fudgery!
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lil B Teaches Us How to Cook

I’m about 98 percent sure that this child has a mental disorder or two. I want to believe that he’s just playing but he didn’t laugh once so he may be serious. When I scrolled through my mental rolodex of ridiculous dances in hiphop this one isn’t that bad. If anything its just the black version of fist pumping or a how to stab a nigga manual.

New Video: Nicki Minaj – Your Love

-blinks- I just cant deal. I heard this song a minute ago. I never approved it but I applauded Nicki for making this random track a number one single! Now this video? I wash my hands of it. The bad acting, the sword fighting, the dude from why did I get married the whole damn theme I wash my hands of I’m done! The fact that people think this song/video was better than Massive Attack pisses me off.

New Video: Rick Ross – Sweet Life feat John Legend

-sigh- lol I didn’t really want to post this because I had a super fanatic post the other day about Rick Ross and I don’t wanna look like a groupie but what ever! This is my blog I pay for it, we does this my way! I like this song… but this video is not a winner. John legend looks out of place in it as usual! Seriously every rap video that he’s in he never really fits in! Remember when he was in Consequence’s - Feel This Way video? He spit that verse I almost cried tears of disappointment. I believe whats killing my soul is the fact that John Legend is clashing with the pastel colors he’s wearing. It’s either that or the fact that he forever looks like King Nerd in these videos.

I think the lack of direction in this video is what’s making this video a fail for me. Example: The black and white scene with the parrot… why even have a parrot in the damn video if you’re planning on making the scene black and white! ugh!

The Day After The Decision: Lebron Stepped His Security Up

After Lebron announced he was going forward with the heat for a second the city fell silent in disbelief. Moments later people in homes, bars and establishments all over ohio were filled with betrayal. Jerseys were burned and dragged through the streets. People gathered downtown at the infamous King James Nike billboard and proceeded to throw rocks at it. In my neck of the woods the projects were riddled with the sound of gunshots.

 

You can’t help but wonder why is Cleveland so damn upset!! Was it the fact that he was abandoning a city that showed him endless support? Or is it the fact that clevelands status may drop without him? It wasn’t so long ago that the Cavs were considered rubbish and people were giving away Cavs tickets for nearly free.nintynine now the Cavs are a respectable brand its mostly due to the impact that lebron had during his 7 years with the team.

From what I’ve “witnessed” Lebron can’t play under pressure when it’s counted the most he failed. (no rings) People placed Lebron on a pedistal which was a mistake (lebron aint my Jesus! #allrealeverything) so at the moment the city is hurting. It feels like someone pissed in our coffee and took a duece in our cereal!

MTVs Jersey Shore Guys do “Queer Issue” of Village Voice


#teamdouchebag from MTV’s Jersey Shore showed up and showed eeeeoooowt for the “Queer Issue” of Village Voice. The issue covers men on the down-low at the Jersey shore. Sources say that the trio had no idea what this issue was about.-sigh- How did this happen? We don’t ask questions before we show up to the photoshoot with nothing but a oily chest and a dream? This is why you need to have a good if not semi decent PR team behind you, so things like this don’t happen. What bugs me the most is that no one stopped to question some of the flicks! And for the love of everything good in the world can we please tell Vinny to get rid of the necklace it looks so damn sad.

I’m so done!