Lolamack – The Fat Chick Who Talks Ish

750 million, Swedish properties, the home in Windermere, homes in both Florida and Stockholm and sole physical custody of the children. All Elin has to do to get these things is stay silent. No tell all books no sitting down on a big comfy couch with Oprah to discuss wigs and Tigers many lady companions. No publicly discussing the affairs ever. Tiger isn’t allowed to bring the kids around any of his new flings unless he’s married her. Sounds fair enough to me. I was raised in an environment where it was frowned upon for a woman or man to introduce their flings to the kids. Let this be a lesson to any man who thinks that they can sleep around with who ever and their wives wont take action! …and we thought Nas got the business.

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#teamdouchebag from MTV’s Jersey Shore showed up and showed eeeeoooowt for the “Queer Issue” of Village Voice. The issue covers men on the down-low at the Jersey shore. Sources say that the trio had no idea what this issue was about.-sigh- How did this happen? We don’t ask questions before we show up to the photoshoot with nothing but a oily chest and a dream? This is why you need to have a good if not semi decent PR team behind you, so things like this don’t happen. What bugs me the most is that no one stopped to question some of the flicks! And for the love of everything good in the world can we please tell Vinny to get rid of the necklace it looks so damn sad.

I’m so done!

True Blood season 3 Premier is tonight at 9/8ct ! If you follow me on twitter you already know how big a deal this is for me. (I’m a stan) I didn’t read all of the books because Lafayette dies in the books and I cant imagine the show without him! This season looks like its gonna be good, did u see sookie take that robe off? I watched a video earlier about the new characters that are gonna be added to the show, I’m psyched! For the record….Eric Northman could do all kinds of passionate primal things to me! Are you picking up what I’m putting down? #imjustsaying

If you haven’t downloaded Theophilus London’s “I Want You” mixtape then maybe you sould. [Cheers!] The mixtape is hosted by Vashtie and the video for the first single (also titled I Want You) was directed by Vashtie. The video isn’t bad at all very sexy I was kinda like giving this woman’s wig the fiercest side-eye but I loved it.

Say Wassup is one of my favorite tracks off Rhymefest’s new album El Che (clearly I caught the leak). This video is in 3D and I don’t own any of those funky 3D wayfarer frames so I had to suffer through the wierd 3D blur. It was still a good video even without the glasses. I am absolutely feeling Phonte on this song. I listen to this in the morning when I’m getting my sexy together.

El Che was better than I expected. I’m still wondering how many rocks were turned over before they found Glenn Lewis for that cameo! El Che officially drops tomorrow be sure to support the artist (don’t judge me for jumping on the leak!)

So my heart gently weeps as of now. Kids apparently the rumors about Common and Serena breaking up are false! -sobs in my icecream-

After speaking directly to the source, HipHollywood.com can report exclusively, that Common and Serena are not splitting up. As a matter of fact the Rapper/Actor will at some point, pop up in Paris to support his girlfriend at the French Open.

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My spirits just can’t take this news! I like many women was planning on charming Common but now if I follow through with my plan I just look messy! -sigh-

… on to the next!