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MTV Suggestion Box: Kanye Performing At The 2010 VMAs

Dear MTV,

I’d ask why do you guys keep reaching out to invite Kanye to awards shows but its obvious why you do! He brings in the ratings! We all know that he’s gonna act a fool it NEVER FAILS! Don’t believe me? Lets take a smooth stroll down memory lane, shall we?!?

2006

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Montana “Chippy-D” Fishburne Has Been Hookin’ for a Year!?

In an interview with Carlton Jordan Montana Fishburne’s friend NeNe gives us the whole uncensored truth! Not only is Montana about to be a poon starra but boyfriend J-Pipes has been pimping her out for a year now! Nene also goes on to say that Jeremy (J-Pipes) not only Pimped Montana but her as well! Nene also refers to Jeremy as her man in some of the interview which bugs me.

I’m not sure if she agreed to do the interview out of jealousy over the fact that Jeremy is more interested in the potential money he can gain from Montana or if she’s truly a concerned friend. On the 3rd part of the interview Nene says she too will be working in adult films. I’ve predicted that Jeremy (who looks like that dude who played zero in holes) will resurface to lay some pipe and take her money. All I know is I’m not about to set up any kind of intervention for this one. Shit it’s 2010 I’m gonna need for people to wise up!

Check out CarltonJordan for the complete 3 part interview.

Montana Fishburne Shakin Her Cakes – Oh and It’s Shaved

Oh kids this next clip of tomfoolery is sure to fill your souls with delight or total disgust. Most of you know that Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana Fishburne has joined the adult film industry and is set to release her first flick very soon. Now the clip that I’m putting under the cut is of her in Brian Pumper’s “Oh & It’s Shaved” music video. It really isn’t safe for work, click More for the fudgery!
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Lindsay’s Going to Jail!

Yesterday Me, my twitter buds and a host of other individuals watched as Lindsay’s super bad-ass black lawyer got shut down by a judge wearing a Katy Perry wig. Judge Marsha Revel sentenced Lindsay to 90 days in jail to be followed by 90 days in a in-patient rehab facility, she has until July 20th to turn herself in. Many people have mixed feelings about the sentencing. Do you think that jail is the best place for Lindsay or should she be sent directly to rehab? Fact is she did violate her probation several times and we were presented with nothing but excuses. Maybe it’s time for her to take responsibility for her actions.Either way I wish her nothing but the best!

We, No You Need To Do Better

You know how when you go on blogs and see videos like this, its always that one comment that says “WE NEED TO DO BETTER“. I refuse to take responsibility for any of the goings on in the video above. I’m not the one wasting the easy mac while children over in Haiti are starving at night. I’m not the one with my belly out looking messy. I’m certainly NOT the one wearng the Janet Jackson Poetic Justice yarn braids! People I’m all about spending time with your children I encourage family bonding and family fun. However, I don’t condone you teaching your offspring how to make it rain on trollops at the club house. You can’t tell people how to raise their children but I mean really… at the very least pull your shirt down.

-Warmest Regards,
The Suffering Webmaster of lolamack.com

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